- ATD – At the Doctor’s
- BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral — instead of Best Friends Forever
- BTW – Bring the Wheelchair — instead of By The Way
- FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
- GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
- GHA – Got Heartburn Again
- HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
- IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On? — instead, In My Humble Opinion
- TTYL – Talk to You Louder
- WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
- GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
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I got the joke from my social group LSGH74. Yeah!
I tested it on my siblings and their reactions told me that it was new and they liked it.