Joke Archive: altrnative txting shrthnd

New definitions

  1. ATD – At the Doctor’s
  2. BFF – Best Friend’s Funeral — instead of Best Friends Forever
  3. BTW – Bring the Wheelchair — instead of By The Way
  4. FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
  5. GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
  6. GHA – Got Heartburn Again
  7. HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
  8. IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On? — instead, In My Humble Opinion
  9. TTYL – Talk to You Louder
  10. WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
  11. GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In


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I got the joke from my social group LSGH74. Yeah!

I tested it on my siblings and their reactions told me that it was new and they liked it.


2 responses to “Joke Archive: altrnative txting shrthnd

  1. Pingback: Editorial change. New frequency: every other day. | Retired? No way!

  2. This should be qualified as “seniors edition”. Young(er) ones (ahem) couldn’t relate much.


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